Growth programme
Let us grow your restaurant.
Our own restaurant went from €6,000 to €8,000 a week. Same menu, same staff, same street. The only thing that changed was the system underneath it. That's the framework we'd now run on your restaurant, with the targets agreed in writing and ninety days to move them.
€6k to €8k a week
What we did in our own restaurant. Same menu, same staff, nothing changed but the system underneath.
90-day guarantee
Targets agreed in writing. If we don't move them, you get every cent back.
Run by restaurant people
People who worked the floor before they wrote software, not a sales team reading from a script.
Weekly takings in one restaurant. Our own.
We ran it on our own restaurant first.
We didn't try this on somebody else. We ran it on our own restaurant, and the weekly takings went from €6,000 to €8,000. One restaurant is one restaurant, and we're not going to dress that up as a study. It's the reason we'll put your targets in writing and hand the money back if we miss them.
What we actually do.
Not a report you file away and never open. We do the work with you, in your restaurant, on your numbers.
- Sit down with you and map the restaurant properly, top to bottom
- Work out where your orders actually come from, and what each one earns you
- Move volume across to direct, at zero commission
- Cut how much of your week depends on the marketplaces
- Put names to the people ordering, instead of a docket a night
- Bring the quiet regulars back without you chasing anybody
- Get the average customer worth more over a year, not just this week
- Set the win-backs and the loyalty running so they keep going without you
- Sit down again every few weeks and check the numbers against the targets
Four steps, start to finish.
You've a restaurant to run. Most of this is our job, not yours.
Apply for the programme- 01
Apply
Fill in the form below. Tell us your weekly takings, so we can tell you honestly whether we can help.
- 02
Strategy call
We sit down, go through the real numbers, and agree the targets in writing. An hour, and no slides.
- 03
Launch
We set it up, put the framework in and go live. Most of that work is ours, not yours.
- 04
90 days
We hit the written targets, or you get every cent back. That's the whole deal.
The 90-day guarantee.
We agree the targets with you in writing before anything starts. Weekly takings, direct orders, repeat rate, whichever ones matter to your restaurant.
If they haven't moved in ninety days, you get every cent back. No fine print and no argument about it. We only take on a few restaurants at a time for exactly that reason, and we'd rather refund one restaurant than sell a promise we can't keep.
Before you apply.
The things owners want settled first, answered the way we answer them on the phone.
Not covered here? Just ask us.
What counts as a result?
Whatever we agreed in writing before we started. Weekly takings, direct orders, repeat rate, how much of your week still depends on the marketplaces. You pick the ones that matter to your restaurant, and we write the numbers down. If they haven't moved in ninety days, you get every cent back.
What kind of restaurants is this for?
Independent restaurants and takeaways already doing real volume. If you're busy but handing too much of it to the apps, that's the restaurant we can help. If you haven't opened yet, this isn't the right time for it, and we'd tell you that on the call rather than take the money.
How much of my time does it take?
An hour for the strategy call, then a short catch-up every few weeks. We do the heavy lifting, because you've a restaurant to run.
What does it cost?
We'll go through that on the strategy call, once we've seen what your restaurant actually needs. The ninety days covers you either way, so the risk sits with us rather than you.
How many restaurants do you take on?
A handful at a time. This is hands-on work rather than software you log into, so we would rather have a short waiting list than do it badly.
Apply for the programme.
Tell us about the restaurant and we'll come back with a slot for the strategy call. We take on a few restaurants at a time, so each one gets the work it needs rather than a template.
- Targets agreed with you in writing
- Ninety days to move them, or your money back
- We do the setup and the work, not you
- A handful of restaurants at a time
Prefer to talk it through first? +353 87 438 8032 or book a demo.
Tell us about your restaurant
We come back the same day, usually within a couple of hours.